What People Say On The Bus

This guy tried to brink a bike trailor, a loader cooler, three backpacks, and a full box on my bus. He was so upset that I refused that the police came and he ended up getting arrested. We can't be Uhaul.

"What good is a transit system that won't like move stuff" 

Guy One: Looking at dog"That's the most dogly looking cat or the most catly looking dog" 
Guy Two:  Looking at Owner "The is either the most manly looking girl or the most girly looking man."  Jul 25, 2012

Stoner "Why are we here man.. I mean on earth?" Friend says "I like Nachos man, like Yum!" Jul 24, 2012 

"Thank you all for the help," elderly workman to three tough looking guys who helped her board. Jul 20, 2012

"Does anyone know where I can find a dentist?" guy with icepack on swollen cheek. Jul 19, 2012

"Wait wait wait that's my stop! Wait wait WAIT! that's not my stop sorry.. no Wait! WAIT! WAIT!" Jul 17, 2012

"He's a $5 promise written on a 2$ Bill" Outspoken contentious Black Republican Woman on my bus. Who knew! Jul 14, 2012

Too much fun girl

"Is this my stop? Wait! What? Did we stop? Where are we?"

"That was the best job interview ever." 18 year old getting out of interview at McDonalds. Good luck kid. Jul 13, 2012

"Dude! Lucky 7! A Winner! No hold the door! Beer Juice!" 3 random things guy shouted out. Jul 12, 2012

"I was on a date, now I'm on a drunk" aftermath of date failure. Jul 10, 2012

"Look even without sight I can tell you're an ass" Bling guy challenging rude teen. Jul 07, 2012

"Fireworks remind me of vietnam!" This freaking out guy was not older than 45... no dice. Jul 04, 2012

 

Unhappy Drunk Gug Slept All The Way To Gresham. 

"Oh Hell No!"

"Mommy I like grapes so much! Can we buy some grapes" Grocery day fun. Jul 03, 2012

"How am I supposed to know where a bus stop is" Passenger response "look for the signs!" Jun 30, 2012

"How many times do I have to tell you it's not VD it's DVD you have a DVD. " Jun 29, 2012

"You hungry I found this sandwich on the back of the bus" Jun 27, 2012

"Men are f'ed up by fathers when they young, women are F'ed up by their mothers their entire life. " Jun 26, 2012

"Was that lightning! I saw Lightning, Oh My god that was lightning" It was traffic camera. Jun 23, 2012

"You look good enough to eat" Man opening his Pizza box and talking to the contents. Jun 21, 2012

"She likes Crunchy Peanut butter does that make her wrong or evil?" Both my friend, both. Jun 20, 2012

"Are you the bus I want?" Respond with "I don't know you going to Paris?" Jun 20, 2012

"What is the deal with those trains, They don't wait for no one" Jun 19, 2012

Snoozer in the sleep seats. 

"Dude!"

"I told her don't you talk to me about what I'm talking about, I talk about what I want, when I talk," Jun 18, 2012

"If that guy gets on my bus I'm going to knock the Donky right out of him." Ex-wifes new husband. Jun 15, 2012

"Wait did I just put a twenty in the fair box?" Jun 14, 2012

"Bus drivers don't know Jackshi@$" 30 minutes later he's asking if we were in Gresham. NOPE! Jun 13, 2012

"If you drive me to Seattle I'll be your girlfriend" Awesome, funny, cross dresser. Jun 12, 2012

"Wow I'm glad you're here" Tain rider who's train was blocked by accident. Best job at Trimet Jun 09, 2012

"The navy Ships, What a waste of money." he was pissed about both Commute, and lack of historical education Jun 08, 2012

"Thank Jesus for tape" other rider "Did I miss that part of the Bible?" Jun 07, 2012

"I don't think you can make a rocket that goes to the moon, scientifically unpossible" RIGHT! Jun 06, 2012

"You don't buy a service animal under the burnside bridge!" blind woman yelling at homeless guy. Jun 01, 2012

"Don't tell me what I put in, I tell you!" Guy put in a $10 dollar bill but thought is was a $1 May 31, 2012

"Mommy that man is driving the bus... but daddy always drives" May 30, 2012

"You goddah have a passion for what you do, Thats the secret of life... what? Me? I deliver newspapers" May 27, 2012

"You let me use this expired pass yesterday!" May 25, 2012

"You can't make it right without onions, you have to have onions.. no onions no good. Onions is the secret!" May 18, 2012

"Hey the what! what!" after he asked me how much it was to ride I said $400 dollars. May 17, 2012

"I fit these jeans like electric sex" May 16, 2012

"Nothing is real, everything is just made up of nothing anyway." Pot legalization petitioner on my bus. May 15, 2012

"What the hell was that! a small UFO?" Flying hub cap passing my bus in the air. May 11, 2012

"Why do people eat eggs! What's wrong with them! That's just white poison! WHITE POISON!" May 10, 2012

"Summer dresses have a hypnotic effect on me. Doubly so if it's a man" May 09, 2012

"Once it's dark I never enforce fare, I'm not getting punched over a dime" May 07, 2012

"Can uh, I uh, um ah" woman wrestling her sleeping kid around so she could pay one handed. I waved her in. May 04, 2012

"After a few beers I regret everything I ever posted on the internet" Don't we all... May 03, 2012

"WRONG! TURN YOU ASSHOLE!!" out side window police and OWS protestors block path. May 02, 2012

"Them kids be three colors of stupid" Sure enough, they were. May 01, 2012

"She's half german Shepard and half St. bernard and I named her George Lucas cause she's a big bitch." Apr 30, 2012

This guy lasted 5 Minutes before blacking out. What did he say when he woke up?

"Yo Dude, what... where? Fuc...No..Shit..."

 "Wait that's my ex-wife don't stop! Don't STOP!" Apr 20, 2012

"Hey driver I can't pay but I will swap you some beer?" Apr 19, 2012

"Someone smells like pot.. Other than me" Apr 18, 2012

"Thanks for waiting for me I.. wait that lights red! You weren't waiting for me at all!!!" Apr 13, 2012

"45, 50, 51, 56, 57, 58, wait how much is it?" Me:"$2.10" Rider: "Ok, 59,60,61,62,67," Apr 12, 2012

Driver where is 128th, wait that was 220Th is that near 128th or am I 92 blocks screwed?" Apr 11, 2012

"All things good flow from 7-11" Apr 10, 2012

"Grumble humbled do de grumble humble grumble dumble" Drunk guy trying to talk to me and not pass out. Apr 10, 2012

"I can't believe you don't have busses going to Beaverton!!" IT was almost 2AM.. Apr 06, 2012

"To get to 75, I take the 71 Plus the 4? wait! is this a math joke?" BEST EVER!!! Apr 05, 2012

"So jobless claims are best in 4 years," Guy 2:"So were almost unto Bush Levels?" Bickering ensues Mar 29, 2012

"You got change for a five?" I say no... "You got change for a 20$?" Mar 28, 2012

"Your just a bus driver what do you know about... about" Me: "Driving a bus?" Mar 27, 2012

"Bus" pronounced almost the same in Japanese. Mar 23, 2012

 Polyamory is wrong it should be Multiamory or Polyphylia" Right..everyone knows Greek and Latin don't mix Mar 21, 2012

"Thank you for stopping.. I don't want to ride.. do you know what time it is?" Mar 14, 2012

"So I told her, I still love you even if I slept with Trina..." dream on my friend, dream on Mar 13, 2012

"I don't have to pay fair, I'm free, ain't you heard of the civil war." Mar 03, 2012

"Were going to the Occupy demonstration." They were on cross town bus, not going downtown. Mar 01, 2012

"Can I get out-up-here! Here!-There!-There!-Back There!-Way Back-There! Oh Damn!!!" Feb 28, 2012